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As reported in Times of India website recently, Cisco has warned that crooks have inundated LinkedIn with emails crafted to trick members of the career-oriented social networking service into downloading software that loots bank accounts.

Cisco computer security specialists said the messages at times accounted for nearly a quarter of all the spam email sent to LinkedIn members.

The email is a phony contact request and contains a booby-trapped link that, if clicked on, infects computers with malicious software known as “ZeuS.” ZeuS embeds itself in the victim’s Web browser and captures your personal information,” such as online banking credentials, and is widely used to criminals to pilfer commercial band accounts.

What you need to do from being affected?

It’s Simple. The US technology firm advised people to delete such contact requests, especially if they do not know who they are from. Stay away from spam friend requests…

As per Accountemps, which conducts the office jargon survey only once every five years, new office clichés or buzzwords are springing up all the time. As reported in BNET MoneyWatch, I am listing some of the “niche” buzzwords and what they actually mean:

·         In transition. A change from one state of being to another; recession variation: collecting unemployment compensation. Example: “Since the downsizing, I’ve been in transition.” Synonym: doing some consulting.

·         Go offline. Pester me about this after the meeting — or preferably never. “Jones, could we go offline to discuss the $10 underpayment of your expense account reimbursement?”

·         End of the day. Formerly 5 to 5:30 p.m., now defined as an uncertain point in the future when everything magically turns out okay. Example. “At the end of the day, the pollution in the groundwater may just drain into the earth’s core and become unnoticeable.”

·         Transparent. Open about the facts, but not to be confused with honest. Example: “We’ve been totally transparent about the 15% fee; we disclosed it on page 37.”

·         Can’t Wrap One’s Head Around. Unwilling to get into the details or deal with the facts; intellectually lazy. Example: “I can’t wrap my head around all this recycling business; Let’s throw everything in the dumpster behind Home Depot and let them deal with it.”

·         KPI (Key Performance Indicators) Important measurements, usually of the immeasurable. Example: “The American Psychological Association recently established KPIs for marriage: the weekly incidence of sexual intercourse plus the number of hours spent watching the same TV shows, minus total minutes bickering over the proper loading of the dishwasher.”

·         Low-hanging fruit. Easy to get, though in the end, often not worth the effort. Example: The Taliban might be low-hanging fruit for our production overrun of beard combs.”

·         Throughput. Not your conclusions, but the mind-numbing numbers and facts you chewed over to get there; information generally demanded by a micro-manager who won’t believe that you did the work. Example: “Don’t tell me what you’ve decided about the Taliban beard-comb project; I just want your throughput.”

·         Footprint. Impact, formerly ecological, but now applicable to anything. Example: “Auntie Meg’s rear end had a significant footprint on our sofa.”

Ain’t they interesting enough? Check out the link for more terms and their definitions…

Get pampered
Who says spa trips are only for women? Treat yourselves to a spa session together. Make a special surprise appointment and join her for a relaxing pedicure and massage. (Lose 20 pounds in 14 days with our Swiss Formulated Weight Loss pill. Get one for you & your partner today!) You’ll both feel refreshed and relaxed afterwards. Go bowling, roller skating: Malls have nice gaming corners. So, spend few hours there by bringing out the (naughty) kid in you.

Go on holiday
Show your woman how to rough it out by taking her on a camping or vineyard or beach trip. Explore nature while you’re out in the woods. Make some camp food together. You’ll like the experience. Put your favourite holiday picture and place it on your bedside table.

Take a walk down memory lane
Take your girlfriend or partner to his / her hometown and do a tour of special places from the past. Drive to the home they grew up in, the schools they went to, favourite hangouts, etc. You’ll know so much more about your partner’s past. Go do some social service: Sound corny, but it’s fun.

Cook together
Nothing is more romantic than making a meal together. Go to the grocery store and pick out your ingredients and then head for your kitchen. So what if you’re not a great cook or can’t cook at all? Make the salad while she makes the pasta. Make the sauce together.

Work out together
Join a gym together and run on the treadmill if you can match your work timings. Or do it right at home by helping each other out. You’ll both get fit and you’ll be motivated to go if you do it together. I suggest you should use the latest reusable adult cloth diapers and plastic pants for better results.